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1 >> I really love my job with the media company. We have amazing clients, my boss is awesome, and his wife brings me red velvet cupcakes, which makes her my favorite person in the world. Plus, their two-year-old is the cutest. She loves to visit the office and “help us work” — which consists of watching Calliou on her mom’s iPhone and dancing to Ice Ice Baby throughout the office. What I’m trying to say is, there are much worse ways to make a living.

2 >> This week took a significant turn for the better on Thursday. In fact, I can’t believe it’s already (almost) the weekend again. This Saturday-Sunday I’ll be catching up on housework + projects, going on a coffee + Farmers Market date with a friend, helping another friend cater a kid’s birthday party, and attending a going-away party for yet another friend. A) I have SO MANY FRIENDS, I KNOW, and B) I am very much looking forward to this weekend.

3 >> I’m happy to know the Farting Yogi story was entertaining to many of you. I almost didn’t post it, because it was disgrossting, but I’m glad I did. It was truly an awful experience. I literally held my nose at one point.

4 >> All I have been able to think about this week is a huge pizza topped with cheese, pepperoni, and Italian sausage. I’ve refrained because I’m trying to be good (and fit back into all those pants), but I might have to compromise at some point this weekend. Cannot get it out of my head. Maybe if I run a few miles first? And eat it with a salad? Those cancel each other out, right?

5 >> I know I embedded this video in my last post, so I’ll just link to it this time, but SERIOUSLY. If you have not watched it, go ahead and do so now by clicking here. The more you watch it, the funnier it gets. I should know, I’ve watched it a solid 50 times and have no intention of stopping.

Have a great weekend, y’all. I’ll be drinking a cold pop and yelling AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT! at everyone I meet. Goodbye.