Sorry I’ve been MIA this last week. Instead of making excuses, would an empty promise to try harder next week work for you guys? I thought so!
Here are some funny things Michael has been saying lately. I tried to get one more out of him tonight, but he claimed he was too tired. Sometimes it’s like he DOESN’T EVEN CARE.
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Michael: What kind of oven did that house have?
Lauren: I have no idea.
{5 minutes pass as Michael googles}
Michael: It’s called a cooktop.
Lauren: YOU MEAN THE STOVE?
Michael: What did I say?
Lauren: OVEN.
Michael: Is that not the same?
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Setting: We’re at a nice Italian restaurant, having crème brûlée (my favorite) and coffee.
Michael: This is really good. What is the cream part? Banana pudding?
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Lauren: Will you grab me a beer?
Michael: (handing me one) Are you going to drink this, or just babysit it?
Lauren: I have no idea what that means.
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Setting: Michael coming home after a long day.
Lauren: Want to go do something tonight?
Michael: I’m really tired. I need to sit here and desensitize for about an hour.
Lauren: You mean DECOMPRESS?
Michael: That too.
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Happy weekend!
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Comments on Stuff My Husband Says v.03
From Elaine:
Oh man, he’s funnier than my kids!! ;) Love these – thanks for sharing!!
From Julie:
Wow, I love the creme brulee and banana pudding comment! That is definitely the south coming out in him!! ;)
From Meg O.:
Gotta love him. He sounds adorable.
From OurLittleAshley:
Ha! These are great. :)
From Brittney:
LOL he’s fantastic. This sounds like our house, except sadly, I’m Michael. Sean lovingly refers to them as, “Moments with Brittney.”
From Chelsea:
Husbands are funny.
From Chrissy (The New Me):
Too cute. I always mix up the stove and the oven so I feel your husband’s pain. Maybe I just need to desensitize. ;)
From Marlena:
Just think, kids are hillarious all on their own. Kids + Papa Bear Michael = serious comedy.
From Daniel Dessinger:
That was great. I probably need to sit for a while and desensitize too. For real.
From MelissaOklahoma:
bananna pudding?!? HILARIOUS!
From Wendy:
Haha I love the banana pudding!
From Amanda:
Ha, love it :) Also, I now need to put in I Love Lucy.
From Kristin:
That fella must keep you entertained on the regular!
From Stephany:
This is the best. Never a dull moment with your husband! :)
From Suburban Sweetheart:
Dude. “Are you going to drink this, or just babysit it?” TOTALLY MAKES SENSE. Like, I have said this before. So either your husband makes sense or I do not…
From Honeycutt:
to babysit a beer is to drink it slowly, or girl-like.
From Erin @ The Speckled Palate:
Ha! Husbands… they say funny things sometimes, no?
I feel like I should start writing down some of the stuff Winston says because it’s priceless. And hilarious. And sometimes, inappropriate…
From Peter:
Yeeeaaaah. I totally use oven and stove interchangeably.